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DISCUSSION => Off Topic => Spam Games => Topic started by: Rellizate on January 13, 2008, 03:41:50 PM

Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Rellizate on January 13, 2008, 03:41:50 PM: Okay, this is simple.

all you have to do is answer the question above you, then ask your own queston. I'll start.

Why is chucking :chuck: so fun?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: crazy_monkee on January 14, 2008, 12:01:56 AM: cuz of the spinny-spinnyspinnnyOMGWTFAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHMYHEADHURTSSOBADILLTRYAGAIN-spinny-spinnyspinny.....

i goes on like that for a couple hours :-D

my turn: why is the sky blue?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Rellizate on January 14, 2008, 12:15:53 AM: Because it's all the evapourated water. :) :P

Why is this thread so amazingly popular? ^^
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: mrschux on February 15, 2008, 06:08:09 PM: cuz im the fourth post! :tmnt:

why is water clear?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: SixtyFourWarrior on February 15, 2008, 08:11:08 PM: Because we can see through !

Why this question is a stupid one ?

8-)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Yayu on February 15, 2008, 09:41:38 PM: Because you touch yourself at night.

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: mrschux on February 15, 2008, 09:43:07 PM: a cheat code?

why is he -----> :lmfao: blue?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Sanzogenin on February 18, 2008, 01:10:18 AM: he swam in a portable toilet!

We know the speed of light, but what is the speed of dark?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Matt-Chez on February 18, 2008, 01:22:54 AM: its slightly slower than me,, i can turn off the lights before i go to bed and be under the bedclothes before the room even gets dark :-P

why do so many people use this :fu: as a replacement for a thumbs up?? thats not what it means,
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: mrschux on February 18, 2008, 02:04:07 AM: because it means f*ck yeah!

how is this text moving?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: The Fake Aerialist on February 18, 2008, 06:05:41 AM: Computer program

Why is there air?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Matt-Chez on February 18, 2008, 06:18:46 AM: well we need something to throw nunchucks through!!

and you guys say you watched the turtles?,,, blasphemy!!
then why do we use this tmnt smiley?? :tmnt: thats raph with the red bandana, he uses a pair of sai,,,, not chucks,,,, we need mikey,,

somebodys got some explaining to do!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Rellizate on February 18, 2008, 08:14:58 AM: No question? Arghhh!

Why is matt so damn fast?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: jmvicuna on February 18, 2008, 04:23:28 PM: Matt can can turn off the lights before he went to bed and be under the bedclothes before the room even gets dark, because he is afraid that the ghost would touch his face and tell him "buuuuuuuuu", so that's why he is so fast!

Why we are collapsing the spam games thread?!?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: power13 on March 30, 2008, 06:48:09 PM: because thats how we roll

Why isn't number 11 pronounced onety-one or ten-one?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Sandwhale on March 30, 2008, 07:49:50 PM: 'Cuz president Bush can't always have what he wants.

Who has greater appetite for small children:
Pennywise the dancing clown or Michael Jackson?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Matt-Chez on March 30, 2008, 11:57:58 PM: hmmmm,,, ive got to say pennywise,
jackson was never convicted and pennywise is the embodiment of the evil primordial entity known as "IT" and has probably been round for centuries which is enough time to build up a massive repetoir of child abduction cases attributed to him.

is a badger worth more dead than alive?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Aras on March 31, 2008, 12:53:50 PM: No, you can keep one at home to scare off other badgers.

If God created us, who created God?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Rellizate on April 02, 2008, 10:47:26 AM: God didn't create us.

If E=MC(squared) what is my grandpa's date of birth?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Aras on April 02, 2008, 04:52:18 PM: It depends on his date of birth

How do you figure out 2 + 2?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Sanzogenin on April 05, 2008, 06:56:06 PM: you ask the math teacher.

why do we have pubic hairs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Alo on April 05, 2008, 08:49:15 PM: If they grow very long, you can use them as amortization when you hit your balls with nunchaku for example.

What is the ultimate answer to life, universe, and everything?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Aras on April 05, 2008, 08:54:46 PM: God had BIG sex and then BANG!

What is the moon made of?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Numbnuts on April 05, 2008, 11:20:09 PM: Cheese.

Who let the dogs out?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Matt-Chez on April 05, 2008, 11:25:43 PM: T'was I!!!

why are pacifists always so mouthy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Aras on April 05, 2008, 11:50:59 PM: They are Geez-Us fans.

Why is Australia called "the land down under"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: nunchaku sensei3 on April 05, 2008, 11:53:55 PM: because that is satan's land.

how do i know i was born?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Aras on April 06, 2008, 12:13:23 AM: You ask your mom if you have a dad

In how many seconds will our sun become a red giant?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: nunchaku sensei3 on April 06, 2008, 12:56:37 AM: infinity.

why is there so many people in this world?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Aras on April 06, 2008, 01:11:45 AM: Because poeple are so horny so they have sex more times than companys have the time to make condoms.

Why are we called Homo Sapiens?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Riel on April 06, 2008, 07:02:38 PM: because we know that 7.6billion years will not take an infinity an seconds, but roughly 31536 10^12 seconds

why is the force of archimeda direct upward ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Aras on April 06, 2008, 07:05:28 PM: Cause they're not direct downward.

whats worse, to be silly and also like women or to be lesbian and also like men?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Rellizate on April 08, 2008, 04:56:09 PM: Those are the same. :P (i'm presuming you ment silly when you said silly lol).

Nunchucks or staff?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Aras on April 08, 2008, 05:04:21 PM: Nunchucks, they have two sticks so if you loose one, you have another. (No i didnt mean silly, I meant homo sexual and it changed to silly, I dont know why.

Why is the ringfinger called ringfinger?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Rellizate on April 08, 2008, 05:52:11 PM: Cause it's the finger you put your weding ring on. ;-)

Oh wait, it's supposed to be a stupid answer. Because it's the finger you use to dial the phone when you ring people.

Staff or poi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Aras on April 08, 2008, 05:59:14 PM: Poi, you can fold them :)

Sweden or Norway?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Rellizate on April 08, 2008, 06:35:42 PM: Sweden, they have wicked fire festivals there.

Ninja or bruce lee?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Niall on April 08, 2008, 06:58:22 PM: bruce lee.... just coz its him...

Yo mama or my mama lol
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Aras on April 08, 2008, 07:03:36 PM: Yo mama cus my mama is not yo mama

:ninja: or :tmnt: ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Niall on April 08, 2008, 07:37:07 PM: :tmnt: :tmnt: :tmnt: :tmnt: :tmnt: because he looks stoned

:mrgreen: or :hide:
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Riel on April 08, 2008, 07:54:05 PM: :mrgreen: cause the puke bag smell puke

:omg: or :box:
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Aras on April 08, 2008, 09:00:24 PM: :omg: cause if he drops it, he can pick it up.

:daah: or :whahaa
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Riel on April 08, 2008, 09:26:18 PM: :whahaa because he win the no blinking contest

why does north american keep calling a sport when the ball seldomly touch a feet, football ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Aras on April 08, 2008, 09:27:59 PM: Because if the ball wouldnt touch their feet, it wouldnt be called football.

How do you pronounce nunchaku?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: crazy_monkee on April 08, 2008, 10:18:51 PM: u pronounce it UK-AHC-NUN

:idea <--- what is he thinking?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Matt-Chez on April 09, 2008, 03:51:12 PM: he's thinking "why dont i have any legs?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Aras on April 09, 2008, 03:56:30 PM: How many butt cheeks are in the world total?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: EleManT24 on April 09, 2008, 04:28:20 PM: Quote from: Aras on April 09, 2008, 03:56:30 PM
How many butt cheeks are in the world total?

13.2 billion (give or take)

Why in movies, when a poem is translated from an ancient language into English, does it still rhyme? (Examples: Lord of the Rings, Van Helsing, Borat, etc.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Rellizate on April 09, 2008, 04:45:13 PM: Because they're sillier than a crap on a plate.

Why do short guys fancy tall girls?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Riel on April 09, 2008, 09:22:49 PM: cause they think that the girl will have mercy and don't ask them always to look up in their eyes (they care about men's neck afterall) so they can stare at their boob

why does he :bleed bleed ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Sandwhale on April 10, 2008, 09:42:55 PM: His time of the month.

Would you ever try a nunchuck move called "scourge of the swordfighter" (aka "the dickspin")?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Matt-Chez on April 11, 2008, 02:01:16 AM: yes,,, yes i would,,,, :lol:

would you tell the doctor what you were doing if the move went terribly wrong?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Kriztov on April 11, 2008, 02:20:06 AM: I would even show him the video I'd been making of it.

Would you put the video on youtube?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Aras on April 12, 2008, 11:44:01 PM: Yes, so others would do it too.

Would you sell it as DVD with special editions and deleted scenes + interviews?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Yetibutt on June 11, 2008, 10:24:28 PM: Yes, along with a tutorial.

If you were putting out a DVD, would you get ClownsMaker to turn you into a singing gnome, ala Flexodus, to put in the special features?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: nunchaku sensei3 on June 12, 2008, 01:47:30 AM: dude, thats not funny, but ill answer it.

no, because he already is one.

why does chuck norris believe its not butter?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: SpinStorm on June 19, 2008, 12:32:58 AM: Because he never tried the scourge of the swordfighter ( I know why you Matt sticks to cord chaku now :-P )

how much wood would a lumberjack chuck if a nunchack could chuck woodchucks>?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Heru Pyrkagia on June 19, 2008, 11:23:48 AM: Depends on how many times he hit himself in the face and/or sack.

Would I win a Chuck Off if my only move was a under the shoulder aerial with a scourge of the swordfighter catch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: KillerBee on June 20, 2008, 12:39:22 PM: Yes...we would have enormous respect to you

To be or not to be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: jmvicuna on June 26, 2008, 06:15:16 AM: to be is before the scourge of the swordfighter , not to be is after the scourge of the swordfighter

Have you try the FAMOUS scourge of the swordfighter, after reading all this posts?!?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Riel on June 26, 2008, 01:13:47 PM: no

what is the scourge of the swordfighter ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: nunchaku sensei3 on June 26, 2008, 06:03:09 PM: its called the dickspin.

what would you do if you had all the milk chocolate in the world?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: staff savvy sista on June 27, 2008, 04:41:20 PM: make a worlds biggest krispie cake.

why do old people always pull out in front of me at the speed of light - in those shitty little mobile scooter things and then proceed to do about 5mph?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: nunchaku sensei3 on June 27, 2008, 06:02:22 PM: because they're old people who have nothing but time, and plus scooters suck

what is this guy thinking? -----------------> :evil:
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: jmvicuna on June 27, 2008, 07:50:45 PM: whooooooooohaaaaaaaa i got HORNSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, and you NOT!!! LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!

why we have to sleep?!?!? :?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Heru Pyrkagia on June 27, 2008, 08:30:59 PM: because sleep deprived freestyles end up in too many bruises :bleed

(btw yes i have done the scourge of the swordfighter and perfecting my under the shoulder aerial to swordfighter catch for chuck off '09!!! )

know of any sites where i could upload the vid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Riel on July 01, 2008, 10:57:46 PM: yes, try +++tube (where +++ is a color)

do you know why there's no san-jie-gun (three section staff) subforum on this forum ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: nunchakux2 on July 03, 2008, 06:05:51 AM: because no one has made one yet
:chuck: or (http://vogonhq.com/images/smilies/x/weapon01.gif)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: nunchaku sensei3 on July 03, 2008, 09:11:42 PM: :chuck: because chucks rock!!!!!

:fu: or :smoke:?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: nunchakux2 on July 03, 2008, 10:09:46 PM: :smoke: :clap

:smoke: or :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Yetibutt on July 04, 2008, 12:33:46 AM: Dudes, this is not "who would win in a fight"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: ferret on July 27, 2008, 11:01:23 AM: :smoke:

why is it we have to go over there when they say come here if I'm here and they are over there????
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: EleManT24 on July 29, 2008, 12:38:33 PM: Because maybe they have candy...

Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: jmvicuna on August 08, 2008, 06:01:12 AM: is from Goofy! :lmfao: :lmfao:

why when i fall it hurts?!?!?! :?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Heru Pyrkagia on August 09, 2008, 03:23:34 AM: cause your backside is too boney.

if you go to a different thread does this still move?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Yayu on August 12, 2008, 03:25:45 PM: Not unless I wet my pants.

Why does Heru know what jmvicuna's posterior looks like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: jmvicuna on August 12, 2008, 03:35:56 PM: because everyone spy me.... hey, that bird in the window.... its really a camera... and my teddy bear.... pff, another one... :ninja:

Why when is morning in my home, in others homes is evening?!?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: KillerBee on August 14, 2008, 03:08:24 PM: Because you've been playing too much with your timemachine

Why does the teletubbies like to hug?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Riel on August 22, 2008, 09:36:51 PM: cause they feel so ashamed of their life conditions, that they feel the need to comfort themselves, and since they can't have sex due to abc threatening to kill them, they hug.

why do my feet sweat when i'm cold ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: KillerBee on August 23, 2008, 08:16:29 AM: They are rebels and do everything the opposite way they should

I can't think of a question now..somebody else do it for me :greendude:
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Heru Pyrkagia on August 23, 2008, 09:53:37 AM: when will freestyle be an Olympic event?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Sanzogenin on August 25, 2008, 01:10:05 AM: In 7 years, 5 months, 3 days, 14 hours and 56 seconds.

Why do people who are so afraid of going to hell bury themselves 6 feet closer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: ferret on September 14, 2008, 08:49:27 AM: cos they're scared of ghosts

if a church has a lightning rod, door locks, security system or insurance, isn't that a lack of faith?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Heru Pyrkagia on September 14, 2008, 09:40:10 AM: no, a strong faith in man to have fun.

se bilo tko shvatiti ovaj? karma za tko moÅ¾e!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: KillerBee on September 14, 2008, 11:21:50 AM: Shibala shabala lagadabaduga. Shalalalai.

My firend said that coke tastes devine. How does he know what does gods taste like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gomartgo on September 14, 2008, 03:56:01 PM: hahaha this is stupid...but funny...

Questions of all questions...Why did the FREAKIN chiken did cross the road...???? I wont be able to sleep until someone explains this to me....

F@#$ chicken...lolll

Gomartgo
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: jmvicuna on September 15, 2008, 04:42:47 AM: hey Marty, you are the FREAKIN! that wasnt a chiken, was a ninja cat in training :ninja: miauuuu!
:lmfao: :lmfao:

question:

why we write in white paper, marking it, instead of use black paper, and erase what we want to write?!?! :?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Heru Pyrkagia on September 15, 2008, 05:35:17 AM: cause no one likes a crap load of eraser crumbs.

why didnt anyone just use google translate and figure out what it was my last question was?

(there was gonna be karma for whoever answered it correctly)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Rellizate on September 15, 2008, 05:27:58 PM: Because it's a peice of shizz!

Cabbatan yabbtoo habbeetear thabbatis? Ibbatif sabbdo thabbtat ibbatis cabbadool, abbatas wabbate spabbateak ibbatit abbatat scabbahool.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Riel on September 16, 2008, 01:01:59 PM: tÃ© mounoir, i gagn pa cause anglÃ© don

do you know the story about flap-flap the giraffe ? the one with the helicopter in it
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: ferret on September 22, 2008, 10:05:27 AM: yeah it was sad how crack crack the egg and chop chop the pig ended up as the helicopter pilots breakfast tho :lmfao:

? sdrawkcab thgirw I fi elpeop brutsid ti lliW :craze
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: KillerBee on September 22, 2008, 11:03:19 AM: Nope..no it wont...

Why does ferret try to disturb people by writing backwards?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gomartgo on September 22, 2008, 01:32:55 PM: did you ever see a bird having sex with a bee? lol

Birds and the bees...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: KillerBee on September 22, 2008, 03:11:01 PM: Im a bee and have had a couple chicks so yes...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gomartgo on September 26, 2008, 02:31:37 PM: Quote from: KillerBee on September 22, 2008, 03:11:01 PM
Im a bee and have had a couple chicks so yes...

hahahaha....:)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Aras on September 30, 2008, 02:55:46 PM: What happens if you put a computer battery in a microwave?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gomartgo on September 30, 2008, 06:46:22 PM: honestly people....someones got to tell me what came first "the egg or the chick"??? I get confused if its to hard of a question...

loll :whahaa :craze
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Riel on September 30, 2008, 07:37:21 PM: dinosaur had egg
there was no chick when there was dinosaur
egg was first
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: JamÂ£$ on September 30, 2008, 09:05:46 PM: Quote from: Riel on September 30, 2008, 07:37:21 PM
dinosaur had egg
there was no chick when there was dinosaur
egg was first

i never thought of that :clap :clap

no question afterwords so ill suggest one- why is pizza so amazing
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: karatevideoguy on September 30, 2008, 10:33:33 PM: Because no matter where you start you will always finish where you started.

Why is the ground below your feet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gomartgo on September 30, 2008, 11:36:18 PM: Quote from: Riel on September 30, 2008, 07:37:21 PM
dinosaur had egg
there was no chick when there was dinosaur
egg was first

So what your saying is that the Dinosaur put the first chicken on this planet...lolll what a silly question I brought up...but nobody can answer it logically...cause nobody really knows...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: karatevideoguy on October 02, 2008, 12:09:17 AM: What no one can answer my stupid question?? :hide:
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gomartgo on October 02, 2008, 12:37:38 AM: Quote from: karatevideoguy on October 02, 2008, 12:09:17 AM
What no one can answer my stupid question?? :hide:

cause your standing up dude...lol
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gomartgo on October 02, 2008, 12:40:30 AM: not that stupid of a question if you can answer it...

a man is in a square room....hanged in the middle of the room and too high to reac the cord that hangs him...theres a puddle of water under him..and there's there basicly NOTHING in the room to help him hang himself...

My question his...how did he hang himself?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gomartgo on October 02, 2008, 12:42:44 AM: Quote from: JamesCiderMadSk8 on September 30, 2008, 09:05:46 PM
i never thought of that :clap :clap

no question afterwords so ill suggest one- why is pizza so amazing

cause we say it his...unless it was dropped on the floor then put back in the box...lol
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Riel on October 02, 2008, 11:47:05 AM: Quote from: gomartgo on September 30, 2008, 11:36:18 PM
So what your saying is that the Dinosaur put the first chicken on this planet...lolll what a silly question I brought up...but nobody can answer it logically...cause nobody really knows...
i didn't see any mention of a chicken egg :ninja:

there was ice ... just kidding, we all know that the cube reconfigure it-self so this is a room where the floor became the ceiling, and as he was trapped by the neck by a rope bear trap that was on the floor when he entered the room, so he didn't hang himself, the room did

how come he got trapped by a rope bear trap ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Aras on October 02, 2008, 06:41:55 PM: Quote from: gomartgo on September 30, 2008, 06:46:22 PM
honestly people....someones got to tell me what came first "the egg or the chick"??? I get confused if its to hard of a question...

loll :whahaa :craze
The egg came first, Dinosaurs had eggs.

But maybe the question will change if you say "The chick egg or the chick?" =)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gomartgo on October 02, 2008, 08:50:29 PM: Quote from: Riel on October 02, 2008, 11:47:05 AM
i didn't see any mention of a chicken egg :ninja:

there was ice ... just kidding, we all know that the cube reconfigure it-self so this is a room where the floor became the ceiling, and as he was trapped by the neck by a rope bear trap that was on the floor when he entered the room, so he didn't hang himself, the room did

how come he got trapped by a rope bear trap ?

hahahaha Pretty cool answer my friend...and yes it was ice..No bear trap sorry...missed out on that one...but one hell of an answer though ...lolll actually trying to think of a comeback but nothing is coming to me...you stumped me...lolll

Unless it was bear season... and he was hoping to eat a bear for is last meal...which are the bear facts..lol...but never really got around to it...lol (Not even half as funny) damn...lol
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: karatevideoguy on October 03, 2008, 01:48:11 AM: Quote from: gomartgo on October 02, 2008, 12:40:30 AM
not that stupid of a question if you can answer it...

a man is in a square room....hanged in the middle of the room and too high to reac the cord that hangs him...theres a puddle of water under him..and there's there basicly NOTHING in the room to help him hang himself...

My question his...how did he hang himself?

That one is easy he stood on a block of ice!!

Ok Where does the wind come from?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gomartgo on October 03, 2008, 02:38:54 AM: Quote from: karatevideoguy on October 03, 2008, 01:48:11 AM
That one is easy he stood on a block of ice!!

Ok Where does the wind come from?

hahaha

Turn on the lamp, and let it heat up a bit.
Sprinkle some talcum powder just above the bulb. What happens? What might be some reasons?
(The heat from the light bulb warms the air around it. As the heat rises, it takes the talcum powder with it. In real life, as the sun heats the air just above it also heat up. This hot air expands and becomes lighter; that's why it rises. Cold air moves in the now warm air's place, and this movement of air is wind.)

why is yawning contagious?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: ferret on October 03, 2008, 12:23:57 PM: it's like laughter, it's more fun when others join in

where do flies go at night?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gomartgo on October 03, 2008, 06:44:00 PM: Quote from: ferret on October 03, 2008, 12:23:57 PM
it's like laughter, it's more fun when others join in

where do flies go at night?

sleep on my ceiling in summertime...I hate that...I just kill them..lol
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: pablopenguin24 on October 23, 2008, 01:59:23 AM: why do you keep asking so many questions!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Oz on November 22, 2008, 06:19:36 AM: because there's still people who answer...

where did that penguin get those cymbals???
:ninja:
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gomartgo on November 22, 2008, 07:00:24 AM: Quote from: Oz on November 22, 2008, 06:19:36 AM
because there's still people who answer...

where did that penguin get those cymbals???
:ninja:

Wallmart?

why cant we kiss are elbow????
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Riel on November 22, 2008, 12:29:25 PM: cause we can't lick it, therefore we can't kiss it as when you lick, your tonge usually get out of your mouth and so can access area beyond lips access, and if your tongue can't, your lips can't.

why is it raining ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gomartgo on November 22, 2008, 03:56:51 PM: Quote from: Riel on November 22, 2008, 12:29:25 PM
cause we can't lick it, therefore we can't kiss it as when you lick, your tonge usually get out of your mouth and so can access area beyond lips access, and if your tongue can't, your lips can't.

why is it raining ?

cause the sun went on strike...

still dont explain why we cant kiss or lick are elbow...I know we cant get to it...but why...? loll
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Rellizate on November 22, 2008, 11:09:47 PM: Because the lord our god wanted us all to look like absolute retards, trying to lick it!

Why am I so tipsy after this party?

:R
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gomartgo on November 22, 2008, 11:47:21 PM: Quote from: Rellizate on November 22, 2008, 11:09:47 PM
Because the lord our god wanted us all to look like absolute retards, trying to lick it!

Why am I so tipsy after this party?

:R

told you not to do that sh*t...do you listen....noooooooooo....

when we stomp are foot...why is it always or most of the time the little toe we hit?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: ferret on November 23, 2008, 09:51:57 AM: cos the little toe is the rebel livin on the edge.

why is there nothing on tv?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: jmvicuna on November 23, 2008, 02:53:40 PM: Quote from: ferret on November 23, 2008, 09:51:57 AM
cos the little toe is the rebel livin on the edge.

why is there nothing on tv?

because you are very clean... try to put a teddy bear on the tv, or some food, or anything you want, and then there will be something ON the tv :lmfao:

why my dog is looking at me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: freestyler on November 23, 2008, 04:04:47 PM: your dog is looking at you thinking " now thats a big assed steak"

why is up up and down down?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gomartgo on November 23, 2008, 04:40:35 PM: Quote from: freestyler on November 23, 2008, 04:04:47 PM
your dog is looking at you thinking " now thats a big assed steak"

why is up up and down down?

-I think your dog is hoping your gonna scratch is BAWLS for him...lol

-and why is up up and down down....for the same reason left is left and right maybe wrong
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Oz on November 23, 2008, 05:14:33 PM: Quote from: gomartgo on November 23, 2008, 04:40:35 PM
-I think your dog is hoping your gonna scratch is BAWLS for him...lol

-and why is up up and down down....for the same reason left is left and right maybe wrong
I think you're right..

Why didn't you ask a stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gomartgo on November 23, 2008, 05:51:55 PM: Quote from: Oz on November 23, 2008, 05:14:33 PM
I think you're right..

Why didn't you ask a stupid question?

Do you really think I'm bright enough to think of a stupid quesiton? ...lolll
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Oz on November 23, 2008, 08:03:34 PM: Quote from: gomartgo on November 23, 2008, 05:51:55 PM
Do you really think I'm bright enough to think of a stupid quesiton? ...lolll

I think you are!! :lol:

Why is spamming so fun?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: PiNHEDD on November 23, 2008, 08:31:33 PM: Because it doesn't take a lot of effort and you know your not supposed to be doing it.

How did Spam get it's name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: jmvicuna on November 23, 2008, 08:37:54 PM: Quote from: PiNHEDD on November 23, 2008, 08:31:33 PM
Because it doesn't take a lot of effort and you know your not supposed to be doing it.

How did Spam get it's name?

Stupid
Person
At the point of
Madness

why my nails grow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Heru Pyrkagia on November 23, 2008, 09:52:58 PM: maybe because your hands are excited. :greendude:

what does sexual harassment and pandas have in common?
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b153/beautifully-weak/306_panda_dance2.gif)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: freestyler on November 24, 2008, 01:02:16 PM: me lol

why is there different colours
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: jmvicuna on November 24, 2008, 01:20:46 PM: Quote from: freestyler on November 24, 2008, 01:02:16 PM
me lol

why is there different colours

because the king panda and the queen zebra said: "no one can have our beatifull colors", so they created the rest of them

How many tennis balls can go inside a car?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: freestyler on November 24, 2008, 08:57:13 PM: 5

why is this legal
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: ferret on November 25, 2008, 11:41:03 AM: it's not and your all going to jail.

if almond oil comes from almonds, and rose oil comes from roses, where do we get baby oil from?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Rellizate on November 25, 2008, 05:13:15 PM: (http://www.unipackinc.com/babyoilweb.jpg)

There stewpid. :P

Why is this this?

:R
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: PiNHEDD on November 30, 2008, 04:31:42 PM: Because that's just the way it is, and this is how we do it.

If I dig a hole in the ground 3m by 4.5m and 2m deep, how much earth is in the hole?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Riel on November 30, 2008, 05:04:48 PM: can't process, define earth, define where you dig, define hole (actual answer seems to be none since it's a hole, but that's just not a stupid answer enough for this thread)

why ironman has to move his leg underwater and not when he fly ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Heru Pyrkagia on December 06, 2008, 12:15:55 PM: muscle memory from his synchronized swimming classes

(http://ifightrobots.com/images/and%20dio.jpg)
what the hell does a rainbow in the dark and being alone have in common? arent rainbows alone anyway? and how is a rainbow in the dark even possible?
( i dont care which one you answer lol )
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: clairelim on December 06, 2008, 03:40:53 PM: Because the rainbow has different colors and to totally put it, they are well synchronized with one another.

Why does everyone happened to be bewildered when they see a rainbow? What is with the rainbow anyway?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: EleManT24 on December 19, 2008, 09:41:43 AM: In the Christian faith, the rainbow was first created when God wanted to call Noah a homo. :lmfao:

How does Mark Wahlberg continue to find work?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Oz on December 20, 2008, 04:18:22 AM: he must be reading newspaper's classifieds...

why is there nothing on tv when you're on vacation???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Flowpulse on December 20, 2008, 04:28:24 AM: because you didn't turn the TV on...

Why do people ask "What's up?" as you walk by, but don't stop long enough to listen to your answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Oz on December 22, 2008, 03:51:36 AM: 'cause nobody really cares...
does Chuck Norris... swing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: JamÂ£$ on December 22, 2008, 05:36:31 PM: chuck norris is the king of the swingers , yeah the jungle v.i.p (sorry couldnt resist)

why cant penguins fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Proximus on December 22, 2008, 05:43:50 PM: Because they're too fat...

What is 95.5 x 14?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: jmvicuna on December 23, 2008, 01:52:41 AM: the same that 14 x 95.5

Why a wheel is like a circle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Oz on December 23, 2008, 04:44:11 AM: cause it's harder to make a triangle go round and round...

Who cares anyway??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: jmvicuna on December 23, 2008, 05:13:45 AM: The International Federation of Spinning Wheels (IFSW) cares!

Why Oz always post in the spam board? :greendude: :greendude: :lmfao:
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Oz on December 29, 2008, 03:41:29 PM: because he has nothing else to do...

why do bad guys/gals always get better presents for X-mas??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Findecan on January 02, 2009, 12:25:07 PM: Because life is unfaiiirrrr...

How do you do, ma'am?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: michael on January 02, 2009, 08:15:24 PM: im doing fantabadocialcy magnificantly antidisestablishmentarianismly bad.

why am i wasting my time here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Aras on January 05, 2009, 04:55:06 AM: Because wasting your time on something else would be a waste of time.

If I turn one end of a nunchaku how come the other end won't turn? :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Heru Pyrkagia on January 05, 2009, 07:00:26 AM: because your one of those bondage types who like chains lol

why does anyone bother buying things when they can p2p?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Aras on January 05, 2009, 04:53:37 PM: Because they think it means 'Pay 2 prizes"

If the homo sapiens, were in fact "homo sapiens", is that why they're instinct? :2thumbsup: :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: trwillig on January 07, 2009, 01:10:24 AM: idk

WHY?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Heru Pyrkagia on January 07, 2009, 05:35:13 AM: (http://imgup-lb.automotive.com:8080/files/1034951.w500.jpg)

because it really grinds my gears!

does this make you wanna be a dentist?

(http://jokes.m3rlin.org/files/2008/01/0011345-stomatologist-dental-care-funny-sign.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Riel on January 07, 2009, 12:22:24 PM: if the red guy had a skirt and was a good looking woman, maybe :lmfao:

i can't find a stupid question, does it really matter ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Aras on January 07, 2009, 12:26:00 PM: No, because there is no such thing as a stupid question!

(http://[url=http://parishiltonfactsitalia.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/paris-hilton.jpg]http://parishiltonfactsitalia.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/paris-hilton.jpg[/url])
Who the hell is this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Riel on January 07, 2009, 01:19:12 PM: stupid answer and stupid question, all in one : who the hell is who ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Gomartgo on January 07, 2009, 01:25:30 PM: the same people as when they say "they said..." who is they...so now...who's who...and who's they...hummm
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Sandwhale on January 09, 2009, 12:32:09 AM: Dr.Who and the Who

Is Superman really made out of super?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: PJB21 on January 10, 2009, 03:09:58 PM: superman is a chemical accident that happens when the elements titanium radon and super combine in a rapid reaction.

how can we trust science?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: KillerBee on January 12, 2009, 11:19:10 PM: We can if we want to.
Whats with this guys afro? :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Aras on January 12, 2009, 11:52:08 PM: Quote from: KillerBee on January 12, 2009, 11:19:10 PM
We can if we want to.
Whats with this guys afro? :mrgreen:
It's made of pixels.

:craze What is he doing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Oz on January 19, 2009, 06:08:17 PM: Quote from: Aras on January 12, 2009, 11:52:08 PM
:craze What is he doing?
he's doing a fingerspin, but he lost his chucks....

is this one Yayu??

:happy-firey:
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: rents on January 31, 2009, 01:24:42 AM: Quote from: Oz on January 19, 2009, 06:08:17 PM
he's doing a fingerspin, but he lost his chucks....

Haha nice one Oz :lmfao:

No, it's a spectator who's hair Yayu accidentally lit up during his fire performance.

EDIT: okay I think that wasn't stupid enough.....

what is pink and hides under your bed?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: EleManT24 on February 02, 2009, 08:41:35 AM: I'm so tempted to post a picture of that chick from Lazytown, but I'm just gonna go with a Pink Floyd cd. :lmfao:

What do the upside-down question marks in Spanish mean?

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Oz on February 03, 2009, 06:34:50 AM: ... the start of a question.

Quote from: rents on January 31, 2009, 01:24:42 AM
No, it's a spectator who's hair Yayu accidentally lit up during his fire performance.

so.. that spectator got burned and now looks like this?
:hide:
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Heru Pyrkagia on February 04, 2009, 02:12:01 AM: cleverbot answer: Let me mend your broken arm.

cleverbot question: Do you like David Bowie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: JamÂ£$ on February 13, 2009, 02:35:45 AM: I prefer bowie knives

why are the badgers trying to steal potatoes from tesco?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Oz on February 18, 2009, 01:18:05 AM: because tesco potatoes are the best!!!

is cleverbot a Starwars, Startrek or maybe A.I. character??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Heru Pyrkagia on February 18, 2009, 02:35:47 AM: cleverbot answer: No, and I'm not the Lord of the underground either.

cleverbot question: What is the meaning of life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: michael on February 18, 2009, 12:03:12 PM: sex and drugs and sausage rolls

how long can you not think anything before thinking welll done or oh no you just thought something :doh
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Yayu on February 18, 2009, 12:25:02 PM: Do a barrel roll

How many bears would it take to chair?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: batman221 on February 21, 2009, 01:11:39 AM: same as many wood chucks it takes to chuck wood if a wod chuck could chuck wood

why is peoples scared of darkness?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: $e@n on February 21, 2009, 11:33:15 PM: Because you can't see where your nunchucks are.

Why does my pubic hair stop growing at a certain length?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Heru Pyrkagia on February 22, 2009, 12:11:35 AM: Follicles are specialised collections of cells that produce the keratin filaments which we call hair. The follicles are not continuously active and have three growth phases which vary in length depending upon where on the body surface they are. These three phases are the anagen phase, when the follicle is actively producing a hair, a catagen phase during which growth stops and the hair falls out, and a thelogen phase when the follicle rests before recommencing growth.

The relative lengths of these phases can alter depending upon the role of the follicle, and this governs the ultimate length of the resulting hair. So a pubic hair has an anagen phase lasting a few weeks, and eyelash a week or so and a head-hair several years.

Part of this behaviour is genetically hard-wired into the follicle, but some is also under hormonal or metabolic control. Malnutrition, low protein intake and decreased thyroxine levels, for instance, which contribute to a reduced metabolic rate can contribute to reduced hair growth and hair thinning.

or maybe cause mini sean threatens the hairs if they start getting longer than him :lmfao:

why is ky yours and mine sooo damn awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: JamÂ£$ on February 27, 2009, 12:05:31 AM: Quote from: Heru418 on February 22, 2009, 12:11:35 AM
Follicles are specialised collections of cells that produce the keratin filaments which we call hair. The follicles are not continuously active and have three growth phases which vary in length depending upon where on the body surface they are. These three phases are the anagen phase, when the follicle is actively producing a hair, a catagen phase during which growth stops and the hair falls out, and a thelogen phase when the follicle rests before recommencing growth.

The relative lengths of these phases can alter depending upon the role of the follicle, and this governs the ultimate length of the resulting hair. So a pubic hair has an anagen phase lasting a few weeks, and eyelash a week or so and a head-hair several years.

Part of this behaviour is genetically hard-wired into the follicle, but some is also under hormonal or metabolic control. Malnutrition, low protein intake and decreased thyroxine levels, for instance, which contribute to a reduced metabolic rate can contribute to reduced hair growth and hair thinning.

wow! thats..........umm ,not really a stupid answer , pretty clever like :thumb: altho most of it went over my head because my biology lessons were not really my thing in school

Quote from: Heru418 on February 22, 2009, 12:11:35 AM
why is ky yours and mine sooo damn awesome?

Cuz it rhymes , also it takes away the stanky smell of a truck full of beef crashing into a tuna factory

my question : how come the words "flammable" and "inflammable" both mean the same .yet sufficient means "enough" and insufficient means "not enough" ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Heru Pyrkagia on February 27, 2009, 06:16:06 AM: because being drunk off of old english while latin dancing just dont mix.

why is inhaling a vick's vapor inhaler (http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:haK-J6YLKPa0eM:http://www.pharmacydirect.co.nz/productimages/488sml.jpg) while wearing a breath right strip (http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:dB3pisxUDyFf4M:http://web.mac.com/sypark/iWeb/West%2520Side%2520ENT/Nasal%2520valve%2520collapse_files/wellMedicineOTCAllBreathe_Right_Nasal_Strips-resized200.png) so freakin amazing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: batman221 on March 02, 2009, 11:06:21 PM: COS
u r
silly

why do we differentiate our selves

from animals
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: OB1stunna on March 10, 2009, 10:43:12 PM: Because monkey's not only poo in their own hands, but they eat it and throw it at people :storm:

What is the difference between a mallet and a sick duck?

*hint* Celebrity Jeopardy - SNL
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Sandwhale on March 20, 2009, 11:00:51 PM: Well once a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends but your mother is a whore.

Which are cooler: Tits or tits?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: danosaurous on April 04, 2009, 07:52:03 AM: Wow... seriously?

What kind of person asks the kind of question the guy above me did...?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: PiNHEDD on April 07, 2009, 01:24:09 PM: The kind of person who doesn't realise that it was actually posted above you??

Why do the most amazing women end up with such bell ends?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: dr molotov on April 07, 2009, 01:49:36 PM: Ying & Yang, guess it kind of evens out? fantastic woman + doofus man = average kids

Is it wrong to want to electrocute your boss?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Choggy on April 07, 2009, 03:22:59 PM: of course... you should have him tied to a chair and tortured :greendude: :craze

how cone there's no 'K' in nuts, as in knowledge, even though they're pronounced with a 'n' (even though knutkick... :lmfao: )
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Heru Pyrkagia on April 10, 2009, 01:14:30 AM: a k in nuts... cause if there was a k in your nuts, it may get infected.

if they call turning off the computer shutting down, why don't they call turning on the computer shutting up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Yayu on April 10, 2009, 01:29:50 AM: No one wants a mute computer like mine

Why is a diva the female version of a hustler?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: EleManT24 on April 10, 2009, 03:01:24 AM: It isn't; a "diva" is what obnoxious women call themselves to make it seem like it's out fault for not tolerating them. Wait, that's the correct answer, and the thread's premise mandates a stupid one... In that case, cheese!

Why is Yayu's computer eternally mute?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Heru Pyrkagia on April 10, 2009, 03:11:17 AM: because yayu has yet to use his charms for moniez to buy a new comp.

hmm..... |-7.5| + 2.5=
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Choggy on April 10, 2009, 06:54:53 AM: (http://www.exmpl.de/projects/mathml/math_html_bd35b91.jpg)
obviously...

why don't they make mouse flavored cat food?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Heru Pyrkagia on April 10, 2009, 07:04:56 AM: hahaha! best "stupid question" ive seen in a while! well its simple answer really... they do! the regular flavor is mouse flavored, you wouldnt be able to tell though if you have never eaten raw mouse...

and while we are on it, my snake only eats white or gray mice/rats not black ones..... is my snake racist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: $e@n on April 10, 2009, 07:50:29 AM: Yes

Why do they put braille on objects that blind people will never find (like restroom doors, and ATM machines)???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Choggy on April 10, 2009, 08:25:34 AM: Quote from: $e@n on April 10, 2009, 07:50:29 AM
Yes

Why do they put braille on objects that blind people will never find (like restroom doors, and ATM machines)???

obviously 'cause they find it as funny as loudspeakers in airports for those with hearing problems...

how many seconds in a kilogram? :-D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: $e@n on April 11, 2009, 01:16:47 AM: Well, assuming that the average second weighs 0.000000000000002149864091498192 grams
and there are 1000 grams in a kilogram, then...
0.000000000000002149864091498192 x 1000 = 2.14986409 Ã— 10 to the -12th power
And there are 60 seconds in one minute...
so that would mean that the answer is.... 10.645900000256008465 liters or 2.81234925 gallons

What is the point of non-alcoholic beer...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: GMGuyver on April 11, 2009, 03:30:54 AM: To find out who REALLY likes the taste of beer!

If god is infinite + the universe is also infinite, would you like some toast?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Choggy on April 11, 2009, 09:52:51 AM: No thanks, it makes me dizzy on Wednesdays... especially when there's 92 degrees outside.

If there's mint in menthol cigarette, is there tobacco in Mentos also?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: Yayu on April 15, 2009, 11:52:25 AM: Actually, it's made of people. Males mostly

http://www.freestyleforum.net/index.php?topic=8483.msg98826;topicseen#msg98826 :-P
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: batman221 on May 21, 2009, 11:32:03 PM: is a doner kebab made of donor patients flesh.

ie DONOR kebab

answer is nil
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: sasha1961 on March 16, 2018, 09:52:32 PM: Quote from: batman221 on May 21, 2009, 11:32:03 PM
is a doner kebab made of donor patients flesh.

ie DONOR kebab

answer is nil

No, it is made of leftovers from real kebabs that gave up their parts, i.e. donated to the Donor kebab! :lmfao: Didn't you know that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Post by: maxluu on July 30, 2018, 01:58:54 PM: Quote from: Choggy on April 11, 2009, 09:52:51 AM
No thanks, it makes me dizzy on Wednesdays... especially when there's 92 degrees outside.

If there's mint in menthol cigarette, is there tobacco in Mentos also?

Yes, the chewing tobacco! :mrgreen:

Russians have bears in the streets, Aussies have kangaroos. What do they in teh US roaming around casually?