my mother used to hit me with those

tying it together will make my childhood ever lasting trauma
now I know how to build chux when I go somewhere else in the world

the only thing I may not provide is the drill.. maybe I should find a way to hole the magazine.. Now there's a reason to buy a porn magazine! XD
Anyways, that was a very genius work bro!!!!

Those are legal ways to own a chux, only needs to be taped good so no sweat water can enter and degrade the magazine material.