Take note of 'i was fat until about a year ago'

I'm not the thinnest of people but it's an improvment.

I don't really know about all these chux so that last bit was a bit of a foreign language to me, but i'm intelligent (but very lazy) and shall take that as you want some string joined chux...
I hope i don't get bored... And it'll be a great skill to show off infront of people... like, so i can open a can of woop ass with some chux... (open a can with nun chakus, not open a can of woop ass on someone)