He Said She Said

[Exmortem]

She said: "Do you?"

[Rellizate]

He said: "Maybe". *Looks shifty*

[T.I.P.]

She said:"But I still like your  dead mum"

[Exmortem]

He said: "I've never had a mother!"

[Rellizate]

She said: "Damn, that must have been my mum then... :-/".

[Exmortem]

He said: "Maybe we're relatives and you are my sister!"

(This thread is kinda kinky, isn't it?  )

[Kriztov]

She said: So that's why our kids are all cross-eyed!

[Exmortem]

He said: "Yeah, but it's your fault anyway. You forced me to make kids" 

[Kriztov]

She said "I forced YOU? That's rich, Mr Wife-Raper!"

[T.I.P.]

damn...I mean't that"he" says "I  like your dead mum"(it was mentioned earlier in the thread   

He said:"you can't force me to do anything"

[Exmortem]

She said: "I can do everything I want!"

[Kriztov]

He said "What if I cut off your credit cards?"

[T.I.P.]

She said:"I'll use  our dog's credit card"

[Exmortem]

He said: "He doesn't own a credit card"

[Kriztov]

She said: "Then how did he buy that designer collar?"