Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Sandwhale]

'Cuz president Bush can't always have what he wants.

Who has greater appetite for small children:
Pennywise the dancing clown or Michael Jackson?

[Matt-Chez]

hmmmm,,, ive got to say pennywise,
 jackson was never convicted and pennywise is the embodiment of the evil primordial entity known as "IT" and has probably been round for centuries which is enough time to build up a massive repetoir of child abduction cases attributed to him.

is a badger worth more dead than alive?

[Aras]

No, you can keep one at home to scare off other badgers.



If God created us, who created God?

[Rellizate]

God didn't create us.

If E=MC(squared) what is my grandpa's date of birth?

[Aras]

It depends on his date of birth

How do you figure out 2 + 2?

[Sanzogenin]

you ask the math teacher.

why do we have pubic hairs?

[Alo]

If they grow very long, you can use them as amortization when you hit your balls with nunchaku for example.

What is the ultimate answer to life, universe, and everything?

[Aras]

God had BIG sex and then BANG!

What is the moon made of?

[Numbnuts]

Cheese.

Who let the dogs out?

[Matt-Chez]

T'was I!!!

why are pacifists always so mouthy?

[Aras]

They are Geez-Us fans.

Why is Australia called "the land down under"?

[nunchaku sensei3]

because that is satan's land.




how do i know i was born?

[Aras]

You ask your mom if you have a dad

In how many seconds will our sun become a red giant?

[nunchaku sensei3]

infinity.



why is there so many people in this world?

[Aras]

Because poeple are so horny so they have sex more times than companys have the time to make condoms.

Why are we called Homo Sapiens?