What Would You Do If?

[LifeIsLoud]

The rules are simple enough. Someone ask a "what would you do if question and the next poster replies. They then say their own question and it continues like so!


eg:
What would you do if cheese fell from the sky

Make a lifetime supply of toasties! What would you do if the sun imploded and everything went dark?

Buy plenty of torches and batteries! What would you do if.....


etc etc simple enough? I'll start:


What would you do if the freestyleforum closed?

[Lallaren]

I would sit in a corner, mumbeling spam games to myself

What would you do if Mr. Burns (from simpsons) came and blocked the sun?

[LifeIsLoud]

I would buy a sun bed!

What would you do if you won a rollover euro lottery?

[Lallaren]

give you some of the money so you could actually buy a sun bed
What would you do if you got 1 wish (besides asking for more wishes (i know its a cliche but i couldnt think of anything else))

[crazy_monkee]

i would wish for better grades in school this year

what would you do if a bunch of random people off the steet started following you, and whenever you turned around they would bow at your feet, and call you "nunchuck master of the universe" ?

[Mike]

I would have fun and mess with them. Get into a cab and see if they follow me, get into an elevator, etc. Or just start chucking and watch their amazement.

[staff savvy sista]

what no.....what if?  okay i'll set up another Q.

what would you do if you saw a terminally ill kitten and your 'absolute fave pair of super-duper-mega-hard-to-replace' chux on the road with an oncoming lorry.  you have time to save one....which one? and why?

[rctrue]

the cats gonna die anyway right? haha

[Lallaren]

dammit people place a question after you awnser!
what would you do if you were a hero chosen by the gods? (anyone know wich game thats from? )

[Matt-Chez]

what you talking about?? i already am! 

what would you do, if you wake up, and your on a 40 meter stretch of beach with no escape whatsoever,, all you have is a cannon and a puppy.. then off in the distance you see a pirate ship, its coming right for you and the pirates will kill you,
your only chance to stop the pirates is to sink their ship by firing the puppy out of the cannon at the pirateships
weakpoint (it would definitley work 100%)  OR you could fire the puppy to safety and face the unholy wrath of the pirates yourself, then die..

well?

[Lallaren]

niether, i would eat the puppy and the pirates would see me beeing so ruthless that they would make me the captain of thier ship

what would you do if you found a pice of paper? (funny ey?)

[psionics]

I will blend and insert it into my ears..

in a kidnapped situation, what will you do if the kidnappers says that you have a choice between removing your eyes and balls?

[LifeIsLoud]

Use my mind powers to remove both of theirs then walk away laughing

What would you do if The Mayan Prophecy was actually right?

[Lallaren]

i would put on some shabby clothes paint a sign that says "the doom is near!" hang it on me, go out and act crazy

what would you do if you woke up in a room and a video came on with in it and he said: you must preform the greatest freestyle preformance, or absolutly nothing would happen!!!!!!!

[Mike]

i would do the robot, with the chucks in my pocket and hope nothing happened.

What would you do if a Big Daddy ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BioShock#Enemies )stared you down and charged at you its giant drill hand raised?

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