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February 02, 2009, 08:41:35 AM
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I'm so tempted to post a picture of that chick from Lazytown, but I'm just gonna go with a Pink Floyd cd. :lmfao:

What do the upside-down question marks in Spanish mean?




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February 03, 2009, 06:34:50 AM
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... the start of a question.

No, it's a spectator who's hair Yayu accidentally lit up during his fire performance.

so.. that spectator got burned and now looks like this?
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Sin Sexo ni Cerveza, Oz pierde la Cabeza.

February 04, 2009, 02:12:01 AM
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cleverbot answer: Let me mend your broken arm.

cleverbot question: Do you like David Bowie?

February 13, 2009, 02:35:45 AM
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I prefer bowie knives

why are the badgers trying to steal potatoes from tesco?
my favorite quote ever: "oh my god what are they teaching him on that army prep course ,baking cupcakes and knitting doilies" L.J after her brother wussed out of camping

February 18, 2009, 01:18:05 AM
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because tesco potatoes are the best!!!

is cleverbot a Starwars, Startrek or maybe A.I. character??
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The Mexican Elf!
Sin Sexo ni Cerveza, Oz pierde la Cabeza.

February 18, 2009, 02:35:47 AM
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cleverbot answer: No, and I'm not the Lord of the underground either.

cleverbot question: What is the meaning of life?

February 18, 2009, 12:03:12 PM
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sex and drugs and sausage rolls

how long can you not think anything before thinking welll done or oh no you just thought something  :doh
67steph67[4:26:05 AM]: we are all as some little god ><

February 18, 2009, 12:25:02 PM
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Do a barrel roll

How many bears would it take to chair?

February 21, 2009, 01:11:39 AM
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same as many wood chucks it takes to chuck wood if a wod chuck could chuck wood


why is peoples scared of darkness?

February 21, 2009, 11:33:15 PM
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Because you can't see where your nunchucks are.


Why does my pubic hair stop growing at a certain length?

February 22, 2009, 12:11:35 AM
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Follicles are specialised collections of cells that produce the keratin filaments which we call hair. The follicles are not continuously active and have three growth phases which vary in length depending upon where on the body surface they are. These three phases are the anagen phase, when the follicle is actively producing a hair, a catagen phase during which growth stops and the hair falls out, and a thelogen phase when the follicle rests before recommencing growth.

The relative lengths of these phases can alter depending upon the role of the follicle, and this governs the ultimate length of the resulting hair. So a pubic hair has an anagen phase lasting a few weeks, and eyelash a week or so and a head-hair several years.

Part of this behaviour is genetically hard-wired into the follicle, but some is also under hormonal or metabolic control. Malnutrition, low protein intake and decreased thyroxine levels, for instance, which contribute to a  reduced metabolic rate can contribute to reduced hair growth and hair thinning.


or maybe cause mini sean threatens the hairs if they start getting longer than him  :lmfao:



why is ky yours and mine sooo damn awesome?

February 27, 2009, 12:05:31 AM
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Follicles are specialised collections of cells that produce the keratin filaments which we call hair. The follicles are not continuously active and have three growth phases which vary in length depending upon where on the body surface they are. These three phases are the anagen phase, when the follicle is actively producing a hair, a catagen phase during which growth stops and the hair falls out, and a thelogen phase when the follicle rests before recommencing growth.

The relative lengths of these phases can alter depending upon the role of the follicle, and this governs the ultimate length of the resulting hair. So a pubic hair has an anagen phase lasting a few weeks, and eyelash a week or so and a head-hair several years.

Part of this behaviour is genetically hard-wired into the follicle, but some is also under hormonal or metabolic control. Malnutrition, low protein intake and decreased thyroxine levels, for instance, which contribute to a  reduced metabolic rate can contribute to reduced hair growth and hair thinning.

wow! thats..........umm ,not really a stupid answer , pretty clever like :thumb: altho most of it went over my head because my biology lessons were not really my thing in school


why is ky yours and mine sooo damn awesome?



Cuz it rhymes , also it takes away the stanky smell of a truck full of beef crashing into a tuna factory


my question : how come the words "flammable" and "inflammable" both mean the same .yet sufficient means "enough" and insufficient means "not enough" ?   
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February 27, 2009, 06:16:06 AM
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because being drunk off of old english while latin dancing just dont mix.

why is inhaling a vick's vapor inhaler while wearing a breath right strip so freakin amazing?

March 02, 2009, 11:06:21 PM
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COS
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silly

why do we differentiate our selves

from animals

March 10, 2009, 10:43:12 PM
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Because monkey's not only poo in their own hands, but they eat it and throw it at people  :storm:


What is the difference between a mallet and a sick duck?

*hint* Celebrity Jeopardy - SNL