Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Sandwhale]

Well once a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends but your mother is a whore.

Which are cooler: Tits or tits?

[danosaurous]

Wow... seriously?


What kind of person asks the kind of question the guy above me did...?

[PiNHEDD]

The kind of person who doesn't realise that it was actually posted above you??

Why do the most amazing women end up with such bell ends?

[dr molotov]

Ying & Yang, guess it kind of evens out? fantastic woman + doofus man = average kids

Is it wrong to want to electrocute your boss?

[Choggy]

of course... you should have him tied to a chair and tortured 

how cone there's no 'K' in nuts, as in knowledge, even though they're pronounced with a 'n' (even though knutkick... )

[Heru Pyrkagia]

a k in nuts... cause if there was a k in your nuts, it may get infected.

if they call turning off the computer shutting down, why don't they call turning on the computer shutting up?

[Yayu]

No one wants a mute computer like mine

Why is a diva the female version of a hustler?

[EleManT24]

It isn't; a "diva" is what obnoxious women call themselves to make it seem like it's out fault for not tolerating them. Wait, that's the correct answer, and the thread's premise mandates a stupid one... In that case, cheese!

Why is Yayu's computer eternally mute?

[Heru Pyrkagia]

because yayu has yet to use his charms for moniez to buy a new comp.

hmm..... |-7.5| + 2.5=

[Choggy]

obviously...

why don't they make mouse flavored cat food?

[Heru Pyrkagia]

hahaha! best "stupid question" ive seen in a while! well its simple answer really... they do! the regular flavor is mouse flavored, you wouldnt be able to tell though if you have never eaten raw mouse...

and while we are on it, my snake only eats white or gray mice/rats not black ones..... is my snake racist?

[$e@n]

Yes

Why do they put braille on objects that blind people will never find (like restroom doors, and ATM machines)

[Choggy]

Yes

Why do they put braille on objects that blind people will never find (like restroom doors, and ATM machines)

obviously 'cause they find it as funny as loudspeakers in airports for those with hearing problems...

how many seconds in a kilogram? 

[$e@n]

Well, assuming that the average second weighs 0.000000000000002149864091498192 grams
and there are 1000 grams in a kilogram, then...
0.000000000000002149864091498192 x 1000 = 2.14986409 × 10 to the -12th power
And there are 60 seconds in one minute...
so that would mean that the answer is.... 10.645900000256008465 liters or 2.81234925  gallons



What is the point of non-alcoholic beer...

[GMGuyver]

To find out who REALLY likes the taste of beer!

If god is infinite + the universe is also infinite, would you like some toast?