Right... So... this is it with a bit more punctuation and such...
"It was a cute little boat that was loaded with zebras from the militaries secret testing and they were eating some sweet and spicy rat poison infested chiken fried steak with chocolate chips that they stole from an old mexican elf who fell inconveniently asleep, when he woke up he noticed green and blue feathers, he raised his brown mexi extremely big d|ck, but mexis dont just raise their d!cks to any..."
... old feathers, these...