Random Fact

[Exmortem]

Another useless fact:
=> Licking a stamp leads to the consumption of 1/10 of a calorie.

[Kucifus]

Calorie is a word.

 

[staff savvy sista]

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV

How about if i fall asleep in front of the tv?

[crazy_monkee]

you burn even more calories 

[staff savvy sista]

bonus.

Im going to buy some sleeping tablest then i'm off to the TV store.......hope they allow you in for some time???

 

[Kucifus]

time is an illusion. Lunch time doubly so

[crazy_monkee]

time flies when you're having fun 

[Alo]

Fear of flying is called aviatophobia.

[Kucifus]

nunchakuaphobia is the fear of the Chuxers 

maybe?

[crazy_monkee]

no one on this forum has nunchakuaphobia....

right?

[Kucifus]

nobody... exept my ELBOW!

Seriously, the poor thing has been hit so many times every time i pick the chux up it gets edgy...

you like it? elbow? edgy?

thankyou folks, im hear all night

[crazy_monkee]

i've hit myself on the elbow so much, it doesn't even hurt anymore

[freestyler]

your elbow is where your funny bone (humouris) is

[Yayu]

The inside (opposite side) of the elbow has no name

[freestyler]

the man with no face doesnt have a name either