Author Topic: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer  (Read 29877 times)

April 09, 2008, 03:51:12 PM
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he's thinking "why dont i have any legs?"
Nunchucka mutha fucka.
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April 09, 2008, 03:56:30 PM
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How many butt cheeks are in the world total?

April 09, 2008, 04:28:20 PM
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How many butt cheeks are in the world total?

13.2 billion (give or take)

Why in movies, when a poem is translated from an ancient language into English, does it still rhyme? (Examples: Lord of the Rings, Van Helsing, Borat, etc.)

April 09, 2008, 04:45:13 PM
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Because they're sillier than a crap on a plate.

Why do short guys fancy tall girls?

April 09, 2008, 09:22:49 PM
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cause they think that the girl will have mercy and don't ask them always to look up in their eyes (they care about men's neck afterall) so they can stare at their boob

why does he  :bleed bleed ?

April 10, 2008, 09:42:55 PM
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His time of the month.


Would you ever try a nunchuck move called "scourge of the swordfighter" (aka "the dickspin")?
"Chucks and Dicks don't get along"
            -That one dude who invented the nunchaku

April 11, 2008, 02:01:16 AM
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yes,,, yes i would,,,,   :lol:


would you tell the doctor what you were doing if the move went terribly wrong?
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April 11, 2008, 02:20:06 AM
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I would even show him the video I'd been making of it.

Would you put the video on youtube?

April 12, 2008, 11:44:01 PM
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Yes, so others would do it too.

Would you sell it as DVD with special editions and deleted scenes + interviews?

June 11, 2008, 10:24:28 PM
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Yes, along with a tutorial.

If you were putting out a DVD, would you get ClownsMaker to turn you into a singing gnome, ala Flexodus, to put in the special features?
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June 12, 2008, 01:47:30 AM
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dude, thats not funny, but ill answer it.


no, because he already is one.




why does chuck norris believe its not butter?

June 19, 2008, 12:32:58 AM
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Because he never tried the scourge of the swordfighter ( I know why you Matt sticks to cord chaku now  :-P )

how much wood would a lumberjack chuck if a nunchack could chuck woodchucks>?



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June 19, 2008, 11:23:48 AM
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Depends on how many times he hit himself in the face and/or sack.

Would I win a Chuck Off if my only move was a under the shoulder aerial with a scourge of the swordfighter catch?

June 20, 2008, 12:39:22 PM
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Yes...we would have enormous respect to you

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June 26, 2008, 06:15:16 AM
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to be is before the scourge of the swordfighter , not to be is after the scourge of the swordfighter

Have you try the FAMOUS scourge of the swordfighter, after reading all this posts?!?!?!